The year is rolling along at the speed of idiots! Check out these bloopers from the MLS and real estate ads, and I’m sure I’ll get no argument. Jane Peters of Los Angeles and Michael Jacobs of Pasadena both found some great bloopers this week. I suspect this year will be a wild ride, folks!
Fumble, Bumble and Stumble
“Fumbled marble adores baths” (Fumbled agent adores martinis.)
“Somother work to be done” (Say good-bye to the mother-in-law.)
“Formal dinging room” (Shag carpet, I presume?)
“Will maul your directly” (Said Sean Penn just before he took out two paparazzi.)
“Processing pee” (For those who wish to purchase a kidney…)
“This house has pizzas” (That explains the well-lit Domino’s sign on the roof.)
Biting the Dust Can Be Humiliating
“This is a crate house” (Then I suggest you climb inside and ship yourself to Crazytown.)
“Plaintain shutters on windows” (Monkeys crapping on window sills.)
“Submit to doc” (Not until he puts down that gigantic probe…)
“Certified insectors” (Certified by mosquitoes, I presume?)
“Sellers need two moths to close” (Perhaps the insectors can help you out there.)
“Studding colors” (Let me guess, Viagra blue?)
Maybe There’s An Afterlife
“Turn at boweling lane” (Is that what the probe is for?)
“Posts have cemen support” (Again with the Viagra!)
That's all until next Friday, folks. In the meantime - Spell and Sell!
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Thanks for the chuckles this Friday afternoon! Gotta hit suggest. I love your sense of humor!
Oh my goodness. That is quite an assortment of errors. Guess I will spend some time checking that I don't have any like that.
Betty
THANK YOU, JAN - AND HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
Betty, just tha fact that you care about professional presentation tells me you will probably never end up on the blooper blog!
These are hilarious. I'm going to reblog.
Gwen -- some of these are becoming so difficult to decipher, we might need to ask the realtors for decoder rings. Or maybe they will make more sense if we have a few more drinks before trying to read them. Have a great weekend!
Gwen~ Love your advice at the end, spell and sell. I think my favorite is the "studding colors". I suppose that might help to sell the right barn!!! :-)
Hello Gwen........
If it is Friday, it is time to enjoy Gwen, if only vicariously.
Why don't you give us a report on your trip to the Big Apple?
Thanx for the continued bon mots.
RJ
Gwen Does it best! Again. I know better than to eat or drink when I click on your blog.
So darn funny....and your commentary was hysterical. Saw Mike's reblog...so glad I did. Thanks for the laugh
Gwen, saw your blog via reblog from Mike, always room to giggle a bit. We need those moments of brief brain slip. ooooops I lost my marbles!
OMG... what a great laugh to end my Friday... thanks so much, you are too funny!!!
I suggested, too funny, thanks for your contribution, we all need to laugh more!!!!
HI Gwen, I'm another one who came over via Mike's reblog. Thanks for the laughter -- can't ever have too much!
Gwen... You just make Fridays funnier! (& after today, I needed "funny")
You've got a lot of Pizzas, yourself!
Thats some funny but insanely stupid stuff. A good reason to proof read then read again before you look the fool (lol)
Anyway enjoyed the laugh
Hi Gwen--Yeah, it's Friday and time for my weekly tearful laugh. This week is crazy funny--especially the last one. So love your sense of humor.
Is spell checking some kind of foreign experience? Keep the bloopers coming.
Amazing yet again. It is frightening really. People don't think, or edit, or both. And that one entry must have been written first thing in the morning, while processing pee...
Gwen, was the boweling lane and cemen support in the same listing? I'm thinking Freud would have had a great explaination for that one. Yeow!
Gwen
I always look for your MLS bloopers. While laughing my head off, I make a mad dash to check my listings over and over again to make sure I am not one of these idiots!
Thanks for the belly laugh as always
Hello Gwen,
Another great list! Although I love the "fumbled marble", I think my favorite this time is the "studding colors"!
Lisa, I love anything that's "studding"!
Pacita, I would make a mad dash myself, but I might spill my vodka :)
Mike, the boweling line came from a hara-kiri expert :) And thank you for the re-blog!!!
Conrad, English is foreign to a lot of us it seems!
Janet, I love that one, too. I know some guys who highly over-value "cemen" support!
Jay, that line may have been written after an all-night kegger.
@ US Mortgages - You are right - "insane" is the operative term here.
Brian, I hope the laughter carries you through the weekend!
Dianne, welcome...and be sure to drop by every Friday for the blooper scooper.
Mary, thank you for suggesting. I agree, laughter is almost as fun as Christmas.
Gwen, I have no words.. What are they thinking?!? Wait, they are not.
Ahhh, Gwen! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh! Who says real estate isn't fun?
Patty, for some people, thinking can be dangerous!
Wende, real estate IS fun...but maybe for these literacy-challenged blooper perps...not so much :)
And they go on and on. You really should write that book, Gwen.
Gwen, Benita has a link to this on her featured post. I'm so glad she did because I might have missed it. Very funny indeed. Nice way to start the week. :)
Gwen,
We must know some of the same people.
Jane, thanks for your support, but it's hard to type while laughing my arse off!
Connie, thank you and welcome to the blooper blog, with new posts every Friday. And thank you, Benita!!!
Patty, you're probably right...but I'm not sure what that says about us!